When I ask how old your child is, I don't need to hear "27 months."
"He is two" will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, "I'm going to the bedroom to fuck your grandmother." He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
Have you ever looked so good that you don't wanna go home because not enough people saw you?😂
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
Black people don't tell you that you look nice. They say "where are you going?"
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
📷 Photo
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
Secularism saved humanity. I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.
These two institutions screw us up enough on their own. so, both of them together is certain death.
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes...dies.
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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Pastel Blues
28 ago 2026, 11:50
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons.
First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery; no one asks for money; I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry.
And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate.
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