Постоянные читатели знают мою слабость к однопромтовым роликам. Но сегодня это вышло за рамки личного удовольствия. Это уже марафон.
Всё началось с того, что
https://x.com/Dheepanratnam/status/2037229577664172505 написал промт про голубя. Талантливый
https://t.me/ls_zabito взял его, скормил DeepSeek и попросил: «Переделай под новую идею: хомяк съедает крылышко KFC, его пучит, и он на этой энергии катается на скейте». Гениально и смешно.
Я не смог устоять. Белка в парке, велосипедист, бутылка колы, реактивный полёт по улице.
Теперь твой ход:
Возьми любой из трёх промтов (или все)
Брось в DeepSeek (или thinking mode любой другой LLM) с припиской: «Переделай под мою идею: [твой персонаж + твоя история]»
Запусти в Seedance 2.0 (он пока еще
https://t.me/ls_zabito)
Марафон открыт.
TOP GUN: PIGEON — Rooftop Dogfight
A plump city pigeon with a tiny leather aviator helmet and goggles, puffed chest, strutting with absurd confidence, stands on the wing of a toy drone on a New York City rooftop. His rival, a seagull twice his size wearing a red scarf, circles above. High budget 3D animation, DreamWorks quality.
[0s–1.5s] Panoramic shot of the NYC skyline at golden hour. Camera drifts down to a rooftop where a pigeon stands heroically in the wind, feathers ruffling, goggles reflecting the sunset. A breadcrumb falls from his beak like a cigar.
[1.5s–3s] He hops onto the drone and slaps the propeller with his wing. It sputters to life. The drone lifts off wobbling. He grips with his tiny feet, leaning into the wind with absurd seriousness.
[3s–5s] The seagull dive bombs from above, screeching. The pigeon barrel rolls the drone to dodge. His cheeks flap in the G forces. A feather pops off. He watches it float away, annoyed.
[5s–7s] Aerial chase between skyscrapers. The pigeon weaves through laundry lines, the seagull smashing through sheets and emerging wrapped in a bedsheet like a ghost, still pursuing.
[7s–9s] The pigeon flies through an open office window, across a conference room full of shocked businesspeople, and out the other side. Coffee cups go flying. One man's toupee lifts off.
[9s–11s] He spots a hot dog cart below. Dives. Grabs a full hot dog with his feet at speed. The seagull follows but clotheslines on a street sign, spinning like a cartoon, stars circling his head.
[11s–13s] The pigeon lands on the Statue of Liberty's torch. Plants a tiny flag with his face on it. Takes a massive bite of the hot dog. Ketchup drips on Lady Liberty's hand.
[13s–15s] Wide shot. The pigeon sitting on the torch, silhouetted against sunset, chewing, helmet askew. The seagull limps past in the background, missing feathers. The pigeon doesn't even look. Cut to black.
3D animated, DreamWorks quality, pigeon aerial combat, NYC skyline chase, slapstick dogfight, cinematic comedy, 4K.
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HAMMY SHREDS — KFC Skateboard Mayhem
A chubby, fluffy hamster with tiny round ears, beady eyes, and comically full cheeks sits on a miniature skateboard next to a giant KFC bucket. He holds a chicken wing bigger than his head in his tiny paws. High budget 3D animation, Pixar quality.
[0s–1.5s] Close up on the hamster in a suburban driveway. He demolishes the entire KFC wing in three frantic, messy bites. Grease smears on his whiskers. He lets out a satisfied squeak, then suddenly freezes. His eyes go wide.
[1.5s–3s] Close up on his belly. It visibly expands like a balloon inflating. A low, ominous gurgle echoes. The hamster’s cheeks puff out involuntarily. He pats his stomach with one paw, looking nervous. A tiny fart sound effect squeaks out, propelling him forward an inch.
[3s–5s] His stomach explodes with pressure. A cartoon shockwave blasts from his belly, fluffing up his fur. His eyes turn into spinning swirls. The energy hits his paws; he grips the skateboard as it starts vibrating violently with untapped power.
[5s–7s] He rockets down the driveway uncontrollably. The skateboard hits a ramp made of a discarded KFC box lid. He launches into the air, belly first, spinning like a greasy, furry cannonball. His tiny legs kick wildly.
[7s–9s] Mid-air, he lets out a massive burp that propels him into a barrel
