MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/95b95cee1fdab9a94c934.jpgToday I got coffee at a new place near the metro — “Beans and Grain”. A cheerful name, a barista in a cap, everything as it should be, a line of 10 people. I ordered a cappuccino for the price of a small town grocery basket.

The first sip — and... sour foam. No aroma, no taste. I don’t want to swallow. I wince. The barista notices:
- Something’s wrong?
- To put it mildly, — I answer.
He snorts:
- Well, not everyone can understand specialty-raf with lavender milk.

The line gets livelier. Someone behind laughs.
- Maybe you needed “three-in-one”?

I stand there, blushing, with this shameful glass in my hand. Pour it out? Be indignant? Splash coffee at the barista?

At home, the cat sniffed the glass, snorted and started scooping it up with his paw. We have the same tastes.

I turned on the TV, I pressed the buttons mechanically, but the thoughts about the nasty barista and his coffee just wouldn't go away. What should I do?

1. Have a coffee battle tomorrow
2. Demand a refund
3. Brew some chamomile and forget

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/f17626622c2569532d870.jpgToday I came home from work exhausted. In the fridge, a mouse had hanged itself. I rummaged around in the freezer and there was a container with the proud inscription "chicken". On a piece of paper in black marker, in my mother's handwriting.
I remember exactly how she brought it. Probably chicken soup!

I put it on the stove, on low heat. While it was heating up, I put some pepper on the table, cut some bread, and even found some greens in the fridge.
The cat stomped towards the smell and settled down on a stool, like at a premiere.
The lid was fogged up. I was inspired.

I opened it.
Inside was some kind of yellow liquid. Thick, with a sweet-lemon smell.

The cat came up, sniffed it, and left with a look of "well, good luck."

So somewhere in the freezer, my mother left me some "jam", with the inscription "chicken". What's in there? Chicken, Kurd, Turmeric? What to do?

1. Call Mom and Ask
2. Pour it Down the Toilet
3. Eat It and Never Starve Again

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/b98d089d138216ca75298.jpgThis morning my phone started vibrating.
It turned out that I was added to the chat "4B CLASS Parents". More than a hundred people, messages are flying at ping-pong speed:
"Andrey Sergeevich, what's up with the choreography?"
"Who will be on duty for the shift on Friday?"

I decided to politely leave:
"Sorry, I must have made a mistake. I'm not Andrey Sergeevich."

They deleted me. A minute later they added me back. I deleted again. They added me again. Well, I thought, okay! Hold on!

Now I know that Tim didn't hand in his diary, he wrote to bring a chocolate bar for it. Ksyusha forgot her uniform, he wrote to wash the basketballs. The guys started a fight during recess, he told me to bring treats for my classmates.
Then he watched silently. I was praised and asked again
The cat climbed onto the keyboard - almost sent a gif with a hippopotamus.
At first I had fun, then I doubted, people are warm, nice, I felt ashamed to deceive them.
What to do?

1. Leave and block without explanation
2. Confess and see what happens
3. Start collecting for curtains

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/272e464d3f4fd472f5f96.jpgLate. Hungry, angry, a backpack in one hand, all the willpower in the other to drag myself to work. I didn’t even have time to undress before the boss thrust a stack of papers into my hands:
— Take them to the sixth floor. Urgent.

I don’t know anyone on the sixth floor. Foreign territory. But I didn’t argue, and trudged along to the accompaniment of a growling stomach.

I opened the door and was stunned: balloons, pizza, cakes, people laughing and EATING. The air was filled with the aromas of celebration, cheese, smoked sausages and pepperoni. My stomach took control — and here I am with a slice of pizza, then a cake. No one asks who I am, and I’m in no hurry to introduce myself, I haven’t chewed yet.

And then a girl comes in with a bouquet. The birthday girl. Someone claps their hands:
- Well, guys, let's congratulate you one by one, like we rehearsed!

I try to disappear. But I don't have time. She notices me, squints:
- Excuse me, who are you?

Silence. Everyone turns around with questioning looks. What to do?

1. Start congratulating
2. Honestly admit that it's an accident
3. Lie that it's a friend she forgot

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/52ae54f3b0778a404339f.jpgAfter "White Roses" it became clear: the neighbors had organized a full-fledged karaoke tournament.
And with feeling. Each note - as if for the last time.

I sat with a cup of tea, looked at the ceiling and thought, why all this to me.
The cat lay down under the radiator and covered his ears with his paws - a real survival specialist.
I also tried to be above it ... but then a melody played in my head, my fingers tapped in time, and at some point I was already beating out the rhythm with a spoon on the edge of the plate.

Then I took a saucepan and tapped a whole part on the wall and sang the finale loudly. Purely as a joke.
There was a pause. And then - a voice, cheerful, slightly hoarse:
- From below! You have talent! Our microphone is free - do you want to join us?

Now I'm standing in the hallway, in socks, with a spoon in my hand.
The music continues. I feel a spirit of pride and contradiction in my chest. What to do?

1. Break into the neighbors with a verse
2. Stay home with earplugs
3. Sing from your apartment

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/a23c1536083e7aaf49b28.jpgToday I decided to come in relaxed. Friday, the end of the week, the mood is jeans, a hoodie, a thermos in hand.
I walk into the office - and I feel that something is wrong. Everyone is in shirts. The girls are made up. Even the IT department is in jackets.

An assistant comes up:
- What have you forgotten? We have a corporate photo today!

I look at my inscription on the stretched hoodie:
- Um... O-of course...

Five minutes later, everyone is lined up by the window. Light, tripod, photographer in black.
And I am standing behind, figuring out: if I bend over a little, someone will stand higher and I will disappear. Or, on the contrary, I will play along with the situation - to be that "one informal" in the company.

While I was thinking - the photographer said:
- And you, young man in an orange sweatshirt - come forward. You contrast great, you will be the star of the photo.

The evil envious glances of my colleagues in gray were directed at me. What to do?

1. Stand in the back and hide
2. Smile and go to the center
3. "Urgently" call someone

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/6e2f9e7b49312e13fc3d6.jpgToday I decided to sort out the accumulated laundry. I loaded everything at once: whites, darks, socks, towels - let them be friends.
Added a capsule, slammed the door - and went to drink tea.

An hour later, I opened the machine - and realized that the world had become brighter. Everything is pink.
The white T-shirt became salmon. The towel - the shade of "watermelon at sunset". Even the socks acquired the shade of strawberry yogurt.

I stared into the drum for a long time. Then I tried to wring out one T-shirt with my hands - suddenly the excess paint will come off. The T-shirt remained pink. My hands - too.

At first I blamed the capsule. Then myself. Then I remembered the red T-shirt that I threw in the drum "just in case".
And so it won.

The cat, seeing the coral sheet, snorted and went under the sofa. I'm sitting here, sorting out the "Barbie-Cor" and wondering what to do next?

1. Leave it and wear it as is, it's beautiful
2. Try to repaint everything dark
3. Give it all away for rags

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/025fe6060b452b369adbb.jpgThis evening I was in a state of complete peace. The house was quiet, noodles were on the stove, and I was wearing a T-shirt with a hole in it. Cool!
I ate right in bed. One sock was striped, the other one had fir trees on it. The cat watched me scatter crumbs around and must have thought: "I didn't expect this from you."

And then the doorbell rang. Without warning. I thought it was a delivery.
I opened it. An old acquaintance from college was standing on the threshold. We hadn't seen each other for two years.
He was wearing a shirt, with a backpack, smiling:
- I was walking by, and I saw your house. I thought I'd stop by. How are you?

And I was standing there with a saucepan in my hand, in mismatched socks and a T-shirt with a sauce stain.
- Fine, I said. - Quietly.

He nodded inward:
- I just wanted to pop in for a minute. Just as a friend. And I bought some cakes for tea!

And I understand: I have a mess, the cat is shedding, I don’t want to see anyone.
And now I’m frantically going over in my head what to say and not let him in.

1. Let him in and quickly gather his things in a pile
2. Say that I’m sick and not let him in
3. Thank him for the visit and close the door.

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/10fa5f9f9eb3f4f987d06.jpgToday at lunch someone complained about the canteen pelmeni.
- They taste like cardboard. Only salty, - said Kostya.

And so it began. One remembered the pelmeni in the area, another - the branded ones from the farmers' market, a third - the homemade ones that are sold "on Fridays, if you come early" ...
I said jokingly:
- So let's organize a blind tasting. We'll bring pelmeni from different places and hold a vote. On science.

Laughter.
Then someone says:
- Well, you suggested it - organize it.
I wanted to joke, but everyone nodded. Even the boss said:
- Good team practice. Organize it, it sounds cheerful.

How can I get out of a pelmeni tasting? Or is it not necessary?

1. Organize everything seriously
2. Transfer the idea to someone else
3. Say that you are allergic to dumplings

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MatchMoney Diary of a Wannabe Millionaire!

May 23, 2026, 11:12 PM

https://telegra.ph/file/44126516b40d91f2eadb4.jpgToday there was a zoom with the Moscow office. I connected from the conference room. The camera is not working, the microphone is on by default, but of course I forgot about it.

While someone was talking about quarterly goals and metrics, I opened my notebook and started poking around in it. Then I looked out the window and said under my breath:

— If I could be on vacation every Wednesday, the world would be a better place.

Pause.

I look up and see faces hanging on the screen.

Someone coughs. Someone leaves the frame. Someone smirks.

A colleague broke the silence:
— Badly. I need to write it down.

And then I realized that the microphone was green.
I closed my laptop. I closed my mouth too. Now I'm thinking about how to justify myself.

1. Apologize in chat
2. Pretend nothing happened
3. Take another vacation

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