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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

Number one and number two aren't about the importance of the bodily function. 1 and 2 are the number of flushes required.

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

You never experience yourself in the same way as others, but that version of yourself is the only one that exists in society.

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

Our parents used to remind us not to get too much screen time "because it will rot your brain", which is ironic because now our parents are glued to their screens with a constant stream of modern day algorithmic content that is literal brainrot.

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

We should start considering social media the same way we’re considering smoking. A warning with “social media kills” when clicking on any app would be awesome in the long-term.

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

Why can you only pronounce the English letter “N” by touching your tongue to the roof of your mouth?

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

Wireless chargers use more wire than wired chargers.

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

Broadcasters don’t sound like they once did.

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

No one seems to call the current decade “The Twenties.”

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

Concrete in Anime is way too strong.

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Apr 23, 2026, 12:16 PM

The volume of a car stereo tends to be inversely proportional to the driver's music taste.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

All mail received in video games is, by right, e-mail.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

Since many people touch the outside of the plane as they enter, the area to the right of the entry door is probably the only part of the plane's outside that has lots of germs.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

If we could build a drone that was faster than light with a huge zoom lens we could launch it into space and watch real footage of past events.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

The biggest dog in the world could eat the smallest dog in the world in one bite.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

Someday soon there may be a lawsuit to determine if "Click to Prove You're Human" is considered discriminatory.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

The 3 Musketeers are famous for their swordsmanship, not their musketry skills.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

The only place you really see big number names like quadrillion, decillion, etc. used is incremental games.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

The reason why “media literacy is dead” is because while watching something, many often take some time to think about or process a scene while it’s happening while ignoring the media still playing.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

The habit we've developed of impulsively adding "slop" after any reference to "AI" is exactly how AI slop works.

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Mar 29, 2026, 07:34 AM

If people brushed their teeth every day the same way they do on the morning of a dentists appt they probably wouldn’t need to go to the dentist.

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Mar 28, 2026, 06:20 PM

Rubbing your head is very loud but only to you.

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Mar 28, 2026, 06:20 PM

Since sauropods were often the tallest objects in a given area, they probably got struck by lightning often.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

Every father with at least 2 children is a mother fucker.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

People do not get bored anymore, they get interrupted.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

We don't have flying cars because something round that was invented thousands of years ago is better.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

With the rise of Al, the name AIbert is probably going to dip in popularity.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

It's really convenient that humans have the ability to choose when they pee ans poo.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

A lot of movie villains who become giant at the end would’ve probably won if they wore goggles.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

If someone visited Clark Kent's apartment and found Superman paraphernalia, that would probably actually work with the Clark Kent cover story and make it more believable that he was just a nerd.

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Mar 26, 2026, 07:03 PM

The power of invisibility would make you blind when active, because light would just pass straight through your eyes.

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